Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
FUCK YEAH TOPLESS COMPUTER AGE I AM TOPLESS RIGHT NOW.
Does *anyone* ever have their baby on their due date without inducing or scheduled cesarean?
Liek srsly guyz.
whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
Did you ever know that you’re my hero?