Motherhood is…

Washing your sheets and changing your clothes and his because he spit up the whole 4 oz you just fed him.

Then coming back from the laundry to clean up a poopy diaper blow-out.

And getting peed on while doing so.

Then having to vac out snot and boogers.

And finally, giving him one more bottle that takes 30 minutes for him to finish.


All at 3 in the morning. When you’ve already only had like two hours of sleep.
But then you look at him, and it’s all worth it. You’d do it a million times a night, every night.
I can’t imagine life without my Henry. I love my little guy, always and forever. No matter how much he spits up on me.

cleolinda:

micahcheek:

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

daveyoufool:

Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.

<3

I’M SO INSPIRED

I saw these this morning and proceeded to have a FANTASTIC DAY. I cannot help but think this is not coincidence.

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

cunty:

I don’t do too much talking these days

One month old!

nothingbutthedreams:

paperfoxxes:

Revised Tube etiquette posters.

Yesssss, more of these excellent things.

theclearlydope:

Intro to Internet. 
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theclearlydope:

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