pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

Probably Delaware. Probably.

“I told him he’d pop & lock his way to a better life. I did not deliver.”

theclearlydope:

Thursday morning is brought to you by … no stopping us now … It’s almost the weekend. 

theclearlydope:

Thursday morning is brought to you by … no stopping us now … It’s almost the weekend. 

theclearlydope:

I’d like to start the bidding on this painting. 
via flavorpill: laughingsquid:
Classic Paintings Recreated Using the Faces of Modern Celebrities

laughingsquid:

Cat Greedily Eats Ice Cream Out of a Cone

This totally makes up for the four-babies-shrieking horror show.

Me too, Ralph.

Me too, Ralph.

laughingsquid:

Newborn Identical Quadruplets Laugh Hysterically at Their Father

No, that’s really just the most horrifying thing ever.

What I tell him:

“I want to watch Drive.”

What I’m really saying:

“I want to stare at Ryan Gosling for two hours.”

laughingsquid:

Japanese Teens Fight Human-Eating Giants in Latest Photo Meme

Does Japan not have a job or something?